When do you use duct tape on a duck?

When he's quacked.

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What's the difference between a blimp and 365 used condoms?

One's a Goodyear, the other's an awesome year.

What do Chinese bears use to cook?

A pan. Duh!

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How do you know it's safe to feed the ducks the same thing as the Canadian geese down at the pond?

Because what's good the goose is good for Merganser.

What do you call joke told by a duck?

A wise quack.

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What is sticky and quacks?

Duck tape!

What are you on?

I said to him. "Quack" said the duck.

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Why is the Force like duct tape?

It has a dark side, a light side, and it holds the universe together.

When do you use duct tape on a duck?

When he's quacked.