When is the most likely time that a stray dog will walk into your house ?

When the door is open !

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Door Jokes More Door Jokes

How do you depress a room full of geeks?

Hold the door! I'm a leaf on the wind!"

What is a long room with many doors called?

I'm not sure, I hallways forget

Walk Jokes More Walk Jokes

Why do white girls walk in groups of odd numbers?

Because they literally can't even.

What do you call a radio that walks?

A walkie talkie.

House Jokes More House Jokes

Where do you store a werewolf?

In a were-house

What do you call a fissure in the earth that houses old Russian rulers who like to mock others ironically?

Tsar-Chasm

Stray Dog Jokes More Stray Dog Jokes

When is the most likely time that a stray dog will walk into your house ?

When the door is open !

Why are there no stray dogs in China?

Have you heard of stray chickens