When you tell Optimus Prime a joke, what do you hear?

Vehicular man's laughter

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How can you tell the difference between a crocodile and an alligator?

One you'll see in a while, the other you'll see later. Credit to Mitch hedburg

How can you tell when a vampire is sick?

By his coffin!

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What is the only thing on earth that goes "ha ha" on a Monday?

A bit late, but.... A blonde who heard a joke on Friday.

How do we know there are so many environmentalists on reddit?

A. Because everyone keep recycling the same jokes

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What is the most commonly heard four-letter word in a whorehouse?

Next!"

Why can’t you hear a pterodactyl go to the bathroom?

The p is silent.

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When you tell Optimus Prime a joke, what do you hear?

Vehicular man's laughter

What do you call a Transformer that engages in illegal activities?

Optimus .

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What did Optimus Prime say to Arcee?

Have you ever blown a Transformer?

What did the autobots call Optimus Prime after he died?

Posthumous Prime