Which cat won the race?

A: The English cat. Un deux trois cat sank.

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What do you call it when a cat howls?

It Meyowls

How many cats sawed in half does it take to change a lightbulb?

Apparently 10 aren't enough :

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Why did Toronto host the (hockey) World Junior Championships?

They wanted to see what a winning team looked like.

Why do the French have so many civil wars?

So they can win one every now and again. (Thanks, John Cleese! This was too good not to share.)

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What do you call a group of rappers in a washing up bowl?

In Sink!

What did the 9 year old girl say to her swimming instructor?

Will I really sink if you take your fingers out

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How many eggs do the French use in their omelettes?

Just one, because in France one egg is un oeuf.

How does a orphan change a light bulb?

They grab the stack of un-signed adoption papers, stand on top of them, then proceed to change the light bulb.

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What's the difference between the Holocaust and the Boston Marathon Bombing?

The Boston Marathon Bombing ended a race.

Why's it so hard to find marathon and triathlon reviews in Germany?

Well, you know what happened last time they picked a race...

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Whatchya thinking about?

Me: *Thinking about how dogs understand more English words than I understand dog words* Science stuff.

What's the difference between a guy wearing a bullet proof vest and the English football team?

The guy would survive the first round.

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Which cat won the race?

A: The English cat. Un deux trois cat sank.

Which cat made it across?

The second cat because un deux trois cat sank.

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What do you call it when three french cats get into a boat only meant for two?

Un, deux, trois, quatre, cinq!

Which cat won the race?

A: The English cat. Un deux trois cat sank.