Who's got two thumbs and finds this joke funny?

Not this guy!" -Thumb amputee victim

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What do you call it when guys find older women unusually attractive?

The Stunning-Cougar Effect.

How do you find a black person?

Guilty.

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What would you guys like to ask an American?

Nevermind they'll just tell you anyway

What happens when a guy with no legs dies?

He punches the bucket

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When does a joke become a dad joke?

When it becomes apparent.

What do you call Stephen Hawking rolling away from an explosion?

Hot wheels (First joke, hope you like it.)

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Why do you have your thumb on my steak?

So I don't drop it again, Sir."

What has two thumbs and doesn't understand jokes that require a visual component?

This guy!