Who's there ! Bart ! Bart who ?

Bart-enders serve drinks !

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Why do Marxists drink herbal tea?

Because all proper tea is theft.

What kind of water do you drink when the snow melts?

Spring water.

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What's the difference between KFC and /R/Jokes?

What you get served at KFC is original.

What did the host serve his guests for The Simpsons marathon night?

Disco Stew!

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What's Homer Simpsons favourite toy?

Bart.

How can I help you today, Mr Simpson?

BART: I don't know where my hair starts