They always pull out at the last second (usually to avoid a child).
Jose and Hose B
A. Your mother ate us out of house and home.
They both want to pull 1 over on you.
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asked one. "Because" said the second "it says 'tear along the dotted line'!"
Sorry for a post that's not a joke but I'm interested. Here's one from where I am. These two ducks are flying over Ballymena. The first one says, "quack quack" and the second one says, "slow down! I'm coming as quack as I cyan."
A woman.
Cause she was a woman
because there is alot of sin going on.
Get out of the way.
Their guilt.
One gets their miners stuck in a shaft, and the other gets his shaft stuck in a minor.