Why are dogs bad at poker?

Because they wag their tails whenever they have a good hand. Why did John's dog win the poker tournament Because he's a Doberman.

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Dog Jokes More Dog Jokes

How do you make a dog say meow?

How do you make a dog say meow? Put it in the freezer, then get a chainsaw and cut it. MEEEEEEEOOOWWW!!

What do you call a insomniac dyslexic agnostic?

A person who stays up all night wondering if there is a dog!

Tail Jokes More Tail Jokes

What is the difference?

What its the difference between a quarter and a guy? Neither gets had when you want tail

What did the dog say when he chased his tail?

This is the end.

Win Jokes More Win Jokes

What did Helen Keller say when she won the lottery?

uunnnnnnnnnnnnngggggggggggggg!

Why did the ambulance show up to a tennis match between Number 8 and Number 9?

The umpire called it: nine won one.

Poker Jokes More Poker Jokes

Why did Luke Skywalker bluff in a game of poker?

He heard Obi-Wan in his head saying Out, I shall let myself.

Why don't they play poker in Africa?

Because there's cheetahs.

John Jokes More John Jokes

Which two regions have the most people named John?

SEA / NA

What do Atilla the Hun and John the Baptist have in common?

Their middle name.

Wag Jokes More Wag Jokes

Why are dogs bad at poker?

Because they wag their tails whenever they have a good hand. Why did John's dog win the poker tournament Because he's a Doberman.

Why do dogs wag their tails ?

Because no one else will do it for them !"

Doberman Jokes More Doberman Jokes

Why are dogs bad at poker?

Because they wag their tails whenever they have a good hand. Why did John's dog win the poker tournament Because he's a Doberman.

What is the only breed of dog a boxer is afraid of?

A Doberman puncher!