Why are rabbits like calculators?

They both multiply a lot.

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What has two legs and bleeds a lot?

Half a dog

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He uses a lot of BLEAYOTCH!

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His ears! Yes, this is a real joke I got from a Laffy Taffy wrapper today, not 30 years ago. I did not laugh.

What do you call a rabbit in a beanie and listening to vinyl?

A Hopster.

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How do you say goodbye to a calculus teacher?

Calculator!

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He was invited to thunday math.

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Why did some snakes disobey Noah when he said "Go forth and multiply" ?

They couldn't they were adders !

Why did the integer stop multiplying with other integers of equal value?

He was Squared Straight.