Why are there so few Mexican athletes in the Olympics?

Because most of them who can run, jump or swim are already in the United States.

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Mexican Jokes More Mexican Jokes

What do you ask a Mexican girl you like?

Netflix and chili

Why can't you play Uno with Mexicans?

They steal the green cards.

Run Jokes More Run Jokes

What did the Pelican say to the fish when he was running late for work?

I'll catch you later!

Why are all those people running?

A: Why are all those people running B: They are running a race to get a cup. A: Who will get the cup B: The person who wins. A: Then why are all the others running

Swim Jokes More Swim Jokes

Why does Mexico always do so poorly in the olympics?

Anyone who could run, swim or jump made it to the USA.

How did the hipster drown?

By swimming in the main stream.

Olympic Jokes More Olympic Jokes

Why isnt suntanning an Olympic sport?

Because the best you can get is bronze.

Why couldn't the American fly home from Russia after the Olympics?

Because he was Snow'den.

Jump Jokes More Jump Jokes

Why don't the Mexicans have an olympics team?

Because anybody who can run jump or swim is in the States.

How do you get a black man to stop jumping on the bed?

Put velcro on the ceiling.

United States Jokes More United States Jokes

What's the biggest city in the United States?

Obesity

Who is faster... Speedy Gonzales or Road Runner?

It depends on how close they are to the Mexico-United States border.