Why can't you trust girls?

because you can't trust something that bleeds for days and doesn't die.

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Why was Han yelling at Chewbacca on their first day on the Millenium Falcon?

Because Chewie was making too many wookie mistakes!

What's a gambler's favorite time of day?

10 to 1.

Girl Jokes More Girl Jokes

What do you give a girl that has everything?

Penicillin

What were you before you came to school boys and girls?

asked the teacher hoping that someone would say "babies." She was disappointed when all the children cried out "Happy!"

Die Jokes More Die Jokes

Why didn't the Asian man cry when his wife died?

Because he just couldn't bereave it.

What happens to a tapeworm after it dies?

It will be interred.

Trust Jokes More Trust Jokes

How did Chernobyl disaster happen ?

scientist A : Are you sure ? scientist B : Trust me, I know what i'm doing.

Why should you never trust someone giving away batteries?

There's no charge.

Bleed Jokes More Bleed Jokes

What bleeds once a month and has absolutely no sense of humor?

Me. I'm pretty clumsy so I get paper cuts pretty regularly.

What does the husband say to his wife whose nose is bleeding?

Nothing, he already said it twice.