Why cant people with no feet drink milk?

Because they are lack toes intolorent.

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Drink Jokes More Drink Jokes

Why did the cow drink his own milk?

He needed the cowlcium.

How much for a drink?

The bartender replies, "For you No charge."

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What is the difference between a sociopath and a buddhist?

A sociopath sees people as things a buddhist sees things as people.

What do people call their grandmother in India?

Naana

Foot Jokes More Foot Jokes

Why can't your hand be 12 inches long?

Because then it would be a foot..

Why did cavemen drag their women around by the hair and not the feet?

Because if they drug them by the feet the would have filled with dirt.

Milk Jokes More Milk Jokes

What do you call a cow that gives no milk?

An udder failure.

What do a gallon of milk and the city of Carthage have in common?

Ideally you only have to sack them once, but we should probably sack them again for good measure.

Lack Toe Jokes More Lack Toe Jokes

What do you call a man with no feet and is allergic to milk?

Lack-toes intolerant

What do you call someone who hates people without toes and can't have ice cream?

Lack-toes intolerant