Why couldn't the baby Jesus be born in Utah?

Because they couldn't find 3 wise men or a virgin.

Previous Random Joke Next

3 Jokes More 3 Jokes

What do you call a TV reality show where a 50 year old white man is trying to get laid?

To catch a predator. Why do white girls walk around in groups of 3 and 5? Because they can't even! Why do white people have so many pets? Because owning people is not legal anymore Would love to hear more white people-specific jokes :) They seem to be really rare.

What do you call a cow in an earthquake?

A milkshake What do you call a cow with no legs ground beef What do you call a cow with 3 legs lean beef

Baby Jokes More Baby Jokes

Why would you put a baby in a blender feet first?

So you can make dinner and get head at the same time.

What did the Chili's waitress say about her kidnapped daughter?

I want my baby back, baby back, baby back.

3 Wise Man Jokes More 3 Wise Man Jokes

How do we know that Jesus wasn't born in Mexico?

Because he'd never have been able to find 3 wise men and a virgin.

Why wasn't Jesus born in Puerto Rico?

He couldn't find 3 wise men or a virgin.

Utah Jokes More Utah Jokes

Why couldn't the baby Jesus be born in Utah?

Because they couldn't find 3 wise men or a virgin.

Why is Reggae so popular in Utah right now?

Because it was popular in California 10 years ago.