Why couldn't the pig run?

He pulled his hamstring!

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Pull Jokes More Pull Jokes

Why did Al Gore go to the dentist for a tooth pulling?

He had an Inconvenient Tooth.

Why do cars slow down when they see a cop has pulled someone over?

HE'S A LITTLE BUSY TO WORRY ABOUT YOU RIGHT NOW DUMMIES

Run Jokes More Run Jokes

Why do dogs run in circles ?

Because its hard to run in squares !

Why is glue white?

If it were black it would run. It just wouldn't work.

Pig Jokes More Pig Jokes

What do you get when you cross a pig and a spider?

Bacon and scrambled leggs.

Why couldn't the pig pay his bill?

He was a little shoat.

Hamstring Jokes More Hamstring Jokes

Why couldn't the pig run?

He pulled his hamstring!

What's the strongest muscle on a pig?

The hamstring.