Why did God make farts smell?

So that deaf people could enjoy them too.

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What does the US military and a fart have in common?

Air Force

What's the sharpest thing in the word?

A fart. It goes right through your pants and doesn't leave a hole.

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Why are condoms transparent?

A: So that sperms can at least enjoy the scene even if their entry is Restricted!

Why do Democrats like to play Pokemon?

They've always enjoyed rounding up Japanese monsters.

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What's a skunk's favourite game in school?

Show and smell!

What's in a name?

A rose by any other name would smell as sweet. But, if roses were called "herpes" they'd make terrible Valentine's Day gifts.

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Why did God make women last?

He didn't want someone telling him what to do

Why did God put the ring on Saturn?

Because he liked it.

Deaf People Jokes More Deaf People Jokes

How do deaf people meet online?

Simple, they just ask "ASL?"

Why do farts smell?

So deaf people can enjoy them too.