Why did Mary Magdalene have an affair with Jesus?

She heard about his second coming

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Why is the door to heaven always open?

Because Jesus was born in a barn.

Why was Saint Peter so good at basketball?

He denied Jesus 3 times

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Who will take the second shot in this pool game?

Find out after the break.

What is red... And smells like green paint?

Red paint! Whats green, and smells like red paint Green paint :) Can't believe how many time I switch to the second, and they don't get it!

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Have you ever heard of a music group called Cellophane?

They mostly wrap.

What are the two things someone with a face tattoo never hears?

You're hired" "Not guilty"

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What happens when you get more than you payed for with a Mexican Gigolo?

The second coming of Jess.

What's white and sticky?

What's white and sticky and hangs from the clouds . The second coming of the Lord

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Why couldn't the guy with insomnia have an affair with anyone's wife?

Because he couldn't sleep with anyone.

What is the best definition of irony?

irony irne/ noun a state of affairs or an event that seems deliberately contrary to what one expects and is often amusing as a result.