He was trying to find Winnie the Pooh.
His wife didn't know any decent crackers.
What did the sphinx say when he found out the pharaoh caught him up in a pyramid scheme Egypt me!
A: 50: 3 to die trying, 1 to actually pull it off, and 46 other to say, "man, I could do that!"
He kept trying the doctors patients(patience)
Because they're campers.
If your asparagus brought em, then I'd be impressed.
They have the same middle name!
He was looking for Pooh.
Because he plays with pooh.
Because he might peek at chu.
Him: ... *peeks under bathroom stall* Did you hear me
Ebowla.
