Why did the dinosaur walk on two legs?

To give the ants a chance.

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What do you call a kid with no arms and legs and severe Down syndrome?

Names

What has ten legs and nine arms?

Def Leppard

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What did the super spy polyatomic ion say when he walked into the bar?

The name's Bond, Covalent Bond

What do you call a patronising scam artist, walking down stairs?

A condescending con descending.

Ant Jokes More Ant Jokes

What do you call an ant from overseas ?

Impartant

Which ant is the biggest?

Elephant

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Why does my van have windows?

I want to make my victims feel like they have a chance.

What are the chances of familiarising myself with a semiaquatic amphibian to the point of ownership?

My newt.