Why did the dorito feel left out?

Cause he didn't chip in!

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How do you get a person with podophobia to leave?

Just say "shoe".

Why did the dislocated finger leave the party?

He felt really out of place.

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What's the difference between an expensive purchase and a loud noise that scares a chicken?

One costs an arm and a leg. The other caused alarm and an egg.

What do you call it when a bear makes a complete rotation on both its longitudinal and lateral axes, causing it to follow a helical path?

A bearl roll.

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Why did the chip chase the sauce?

To ketchup Edit: I'm sorry

What did the potato name his son?

Chip. Sorry.