Why did the eskimo spend 3 hours arguing with the return counter?

Because the warranty is void if the seal is broken.

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Break Jokes More Break Jokes

What's worse?

Receiving a text from your girlfriend saying that you're breaking up or receiving a second text after saying that it was supposed to be for someone else

Why can't blondes put in light bulbs?

A: They keep breaking them with the hammers.

Spend Jokes More Spend Jokes

Why do some writers have a hard time graphing equations?

because they spend too much time with the x-position

What does Mrs Claus say to Santa when he's not spending enough time with her?

You're getting too wrapped up in your work!

Seal Jokes More Seal Jokes

What's the difference between a seal and a sea lion?

An ion!

What do you call a pushy aquatic mammal?

Press'n Seal

Eskimo Jokes More Eskimo Jokes

What happens to eskimos who sit on the ice too long?

Polaroids! I'm so bored...

What do you call a lesbian Eskimo?

A Klondike.

Argue Jokes More Argue Jokes

What's it called when two morticians argue for hours on who gets to bang a corpse?

A stalemate.

Why shouldn't you argue with a 90 degree angle?

It's always right.

3 Hour Jokes More 3 Hour Jokes

Whats the difference between reddit and 9gag?

3 hours, but it takes 1 day for it to get to Hot

Why does it take you forever to text me back?

3 hours later* Her: What are you talking about