Why did the french man put a bomb on his kitchen floor?

Because he wanted to see Linoleum Blownapart.

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What do you get when you throw a grenade into a french kitchen?

Linoleum Blownapart

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Linoleum Blownapart

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Why did the french man put a bomb on his kitchen floor?

Because he wanted to see Linoleum Blownapart.

Why could the french man not count to four?

He could not get past the tree!

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How do you know when a blonde has been making chocolate chip cookies?

A: You find M&M shells all over the kitchen floor.

Why did the french man put a bomb on his kitchen floor?

Because he wanted to see Linoleum Blownapart.