Why did the headless chicken cross the road?

Cause he was supposed to be-headed to the other side

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Road Jokes More Road Jokes

Why did the monkey cross the road?

To loot the pharmacy on the other side

Why would Adele cross the road?

To say hello from the other side.

Cross Jokes More Cross Jokes

What do you get when you cross a Pentium PC with a research grant?

A: A mad scientist.

What do you get if you cross a Sociologist with someone in the Mafia?

An offer you can't understand.

Head Jokes More Head Jokes

What foreplay does the praying mantis girlfriend enjoys ?

Being given head.

Why would you put a baby in a blender feet first?

So you can make dinner and get head at the same time.

Headless Chicken Jokes More Headless Chicken Jokes

Why did the headless chicken cross the road?

Cause he was supposed to be-headed to the other side

How did the headless chicken cross the road?

In a KFC bucket.

Suppose Jokes More Suppose Jokes

How was I supposed to know they meant combined?

They really look like adults, especially the 20-years old

What did the hippy who has been crashing on your couch for the last 2 weeks say when you asked him to leave?

Am I supposed to say the answer or let y'all guess for a bit !