Why did the John leave the Brothel?

He was sick of the hormones! (whore-moans)

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Why did the geologist's wife leave him?

He was getting physical (first joke hope you like it)

What's the best way to lose some pounds?

Leave the EU.

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What do you call a brothel riddled with rabies?

A frothel

What's the difference between a brothel and a circus?

Your mother never ran away to join the circus.

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What's the difference between matter and a hormone?

You can't make matter.

What's the difference between a vitamin and a hormone?

I can't make a vitamin

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What did Mr. Cena's fiancee say on their wedding day?

No, John! *You* can't see *me!*

Why are dogs bad at poker?

Because they wag their tails whenever they have a good hand. Why did John's dog win the poker tournament Because he's a Doberman.