Why did the man sleep under the tractor?

What did the cake say to the knife?

You want a piece of me !

What are some good Asian jokes you know?

I read some jokes from this sub to my Asian co-worker and she wanted me to ask if you guys have some good Asian jokes to help us get through the rest of the work day.

Man Jokes More Man Jokes

What does a man with two left feet wear to the beach?

Flip-Flips.

What does Wolverine and Caitlin Jenner have in common?

They're both X-Men.

Tractor Jokes More Tractor Jokes

Why could Jimmy not drive a tractor?

Because he had no arms or legs. Why Because he is a potato.

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor?

Where's my tractor?

Sleep Jokes More Sleep Jokes

When I was just a little girl, I asked my mother what will I be. Will I be pretty, will I be rich?

Here's what she said to me: GO TO SLEEP.

How can you tell the dumbest actress working on a movie?

A: She's the one sleeping with the writer.

Wake Jokes More Wake Jokes

What did the overweight woman say to Buffalo Bill when she woke up?

I can't feel my face when I'm with you...

How woke?

Me: We're putting Harriet Tubman on something that enslaves us all today.