Why did the monkey put a bone in his mouth?

He wanted to smoke a joint!

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Why did the old woman put roller skates on her rocking chair?

Because she wanted to rock and roll.

Why did the monster paint himself in rainbow colors?

Because he wanted to hide in the crayon box.

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What did the big chimney say to the smaller chimney?

You're too young to be smoking!

What do you call someone who smokes two joints?

Double jointed.

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Whats 10 inches?

What's 10 inches, has a big red head and makes my girlfriend cry when i put it in her mouth? Her miscarriage

Why does noone listen ever to the guy who talks with his mouth full?

He is so misunderstood.

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What do you call a monkey in a suit?

Over-dressed!

What divides the humans from the monkeys?

The Mediterranean Sea

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What do you call two stoners sharing a joint over dessert?

Joint custardy

Why cant Mexicans smoke joints?

They aint ever got any papers

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Where do I see myself in ten years?

I don't know. Let me think. *pictures self riding jet ski made of bones through space*

How do people with leukemia know they have cancer?

They can feel it in their bones.