Why did the pig go to the casino ?

To play the slop machine !

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What animal should you never play cards with?

A cheetah

What do you call a kid with no arms and legs playing baseball?

2nd base.

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Why was the dietician kicked out of the casino?

He was caught counting carbs.

Why don't the Chinese have casinos?

Because they don't like Tibet

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What are the pigs warned to look out for in New York?

Pigpockets.

What does a pig put on it's nose for a sunburn?

Oinkment!