Why did the scientist install a knocker on his door?

He wanted to win the No Bell Prize.

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Door Jokes More Door Jokes

Why does a chicken coop only have two doors?

Because if it had four it'd be a chicken sedan.

Where does a librarian sleep?

Between the covers. I will now show myself to the door.

Want Jokes More Want Jokes

Why did the bully go to beauty school?

A: She wanted to tease hair

What did the bunny want to do when he grew up?

Join the Hare Force.

Win Jokes More Win Jokes

What's the best moment of your life?

me: That time I won a stuffed dino- wife: That didn't involve a dinosaur me: Our wedding

Why can't a policeman win a game of pool?

Because he always shoots the black one first.

Scientist Jokes More Scientist Jokes

Why are quantum physicists the kinkiest of all scientists?

They have the ability to penetrate both holes at the same time. explanation(http://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Double-slitexperiment)

Why did the scientist take off his doorbell?

because he wanted to win the "Nobel" prize!

Install Jokes More Install Jokes

What's the first thing you install on a new computer?

The operating system

How do you install "blackout curtains"?

They just get hammered.

Bell Prize Jokes More Bell Prize Jokes

Why did Alexander Graham Bell never receive a nobel prize?

Because it's a "no bell" prize.

Why did the scientist install a knocker on his door?

He wanted to win the No Bell Prize.