Why didn't the cashier laugh at my joke?

It didn't make cents

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Who laughs the last?

The one who you have to explain the joke to.

What goes "Hahahahaha...*thud*"?

Someone laughing their head off

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What's so unfunny that it's funny?

An anti-joke.

How is this joke similar to a musical about a thesaurus?

Both are a play on words.

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Why is the Canadian Mint so confusing?

Because they don't make any cents.

Why is Abraham Lincoln on the Penny?

Because it makes cents (sense).

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Why didn't the cashier get the punchline?

It didn't register.

What does your tattoo say?

Me: It doesn't talk. Cashier: Ya, but what does it say Me: IT DOESN'T TALK. Cashier: Ok, Ma'am.