Why didn't the pig have to pay for drinks on the cruise?

A: It was all-oink-lusive.

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Drink Jokes More Drink Jokes

What do you call a crocodile when it robs drinks?

Gator-raid. &lt3 edit: Learned the difference between a crocodile and alligator.

What do you get if you drink too much Gin?

A double Gin

Pay Jokes More Pay Jokes

What did the man reply to his friend that found a good paying job taking care of mentally challenged people?

Answer: Oh, so it has its ups and downs.

Why didn't the fiddler have to pay for anything?

Because it was all on the house

Cruise Jokes More Cruise Jokes

What's a barber's favourite kind of holiday?

Cruising on a clipper.

What airline allows you to pee in cruise?

Wizz Air

Pig Jokes More Pig Jokes

Why didn't the pig have to pay for drinks on the cruise?

A: It was all-oink-lusive.

Why should you never take a pig out on a date?

She might squeal on you.