Why didn't the two worms get on Noah's Ark in an apple ?

Because everyone had to go on in pairs !

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What did the worm want to do when he grew up?

He wanted to join the Apple Core (Corps).

Why do caterpillars think they are better than us?

OTHER WORM: *is drowning in a very shallow puddle*

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How do you say genius sarcastically?

Apple genius.

What do stupid kids do at Halloween?

They carve a face on an apple and go bobbing for pumpkins.

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What do you call a duck traveling south that enters a time warp and meets itself traveling north?

A pair of ducks.

What do you call a pair of stubborn testicles?

A refuse sack.

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Why did the polar bears on Noah's Ark hang out near the insects?

They were looking for the ark tick.

Who designed Noah's ark?

An ark-itect !

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Why didn't the two worms get on Noah's Ark in an apple ?

Because everyone had to go on in pairs !

Who designed Noah's ark?

An ark-itect !