Why do black people get hit by cars more during winter time?

Because they're easier to spot

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Car Jokes More Car Jokes

What does Mr. Miyagi do while Daniel-san waxes the car?

He wax off.

What do you get when you mix a car and a refrigerator?

A car-brrrrr-etor I'll see myself out.

Black People Jokes More Black People Jokes

Why do black people smell bad?

So blind people can hate them too

Why do black people wear lots of chains?

It's a habit that stuck from when they were slaves.

Hit Jokes More Hit Jokes

Why did the kid drop his ice cream cone?

He got hit by a bus

What do you call an arcade game that involves you hitting avocados that pop out of the top of it?

Guac-A-Mole.

Winter Jokes More Winter Jokes

Why couldn't the NSA agent leave his house this Winter?

He was Snowden.

Why did the hipster complain about winter in July?

He wanted to do it before it was cool.

Spot Jokes More Spot Jokes

Why do they say "break a leg !" to actors ?

If you said "tear an ACL !" to a star athlete, you'd be shot on the spot.

Why couldn't the leopard play Q: Why couldn't the leopard play hide and seek?

A: Because he was always spotted.

Winter Time Jokes More Winter Time Jokes

Why do black people get hit by cars more during winter time?

Because they're easier to spot

Why don't girls wear skirts in the winter time?

Cuz they'll get chapped lips. Brr.