Why do girls prefer to drive auto cars, instead of manual?

Because they want the D.

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Why is China a communist country?

Because nobody wants to hold an erection.

Why did Yewtree arrest the husband-to-be at the celebrity wedding of the year?

They wanted to make sure he'd never been a groom.

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What does an apple and an apple tree have in common?

A: They both don't drive tractors.

What's 6 inches long, 2 inches wide and drives your girlfriend wild?

A $100 bill.

Girl Jokes More Girl Jokes

What do you call a girl with a frog in her hair ?

Lily !

What do you tell a girl with two black eyes?

Nothing, you already told her twice.

Prefer Jokes More Prefer Jokes

What flavor gum does a scientist prefer?

Exspearamint. inspired by the presidential gum joke.

Which composer do lumberjacks prefer to listen to?

Chopin

D Jokes More D Jokes

How do you get a woman from to be, to bed?

Give her the D.

Why is the Computer D Drive always sad?

D:

Manual Jokes More Manual Jokes

What kind of car did Jesus drive?

a manual.

What did the man say when he couldn't get the gun to fire?

Looks like I'm gonna have to read the trouble shooting section of the manual."