Why do Greek men wear gold neck chains?

A: So they know where to stop shaving.

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How does a ninja shop for groceries?

No one knows.

How many girlfriends does it take to change a lightbulb?

I don't know...

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How do you make a baby cry?

Drop it. How do you make a baby stop crying? Drop it again.

Why isn't Sonic the Hedgehog Muslim?

Because once Ramadan is over, he can't stop fasting!

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Where do the Greek X-men sleep when camping?

Mu-tents

What do the Greeks sing while at sea?

your boat, gently down the stream...

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What kind of dog wears a uniform and medals ?

A guard dog !

What did the salad wearing a tuxedo say?

I feel a bit overdressed."

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Why does Sean Connery have no money and a beard?

Because he's no good at shaving.

Where does Sean Connery put his beard clippings?

His shavings account.

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How do you separate Greek men from Greek boys?

With a crowbar.

What do you give a Greek man with a scratchcard?

A coin to scratch it with.