Why do horses make terrible congressmen?

Because they can only say "neigh!" I wish this was a joke made up by my 7 year old cousin, but she's imaginary.

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What do call a horse that lives near you?

A neighbor (naybor for pessimist horses)

What's the difference between a horse and a zebra?

A lawyer.

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What's the difference between a joke and a pretty girl?

sometimes i get the joke.

What's the difference between /r/funny and /r/jokes?

is funny and is a joke!

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Why are mexicans so predictable in Uno?

Because they always wish for the green card

What has a slice of burnt toast and a pregnant girlfriend got in common?

In both cases you wish you took it out a few seconds earlier.

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What's the definition of a redneck virgin?

A 7 year-old girl who can run faster than her brothers.

Why do horses make terrible congressmen?

Because they can only say "neigh!" I wish this was a joke made up by my 7 year old cousin, but she's imaginary.

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Why do horses make terrible congressmen?

Because they can only say "neigh!" I wish this was a joke made up by my 7 year old cousin, but she's imaginary.

What kind of farm has lots of books but no livestock?

Barns and no-bulls. (This joke was made up by my 7 year-old cousin.)