Why do men want to marry a virgin?

To avoid criticism and comparison.

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Why did the bowler bring two pairs of pants?

He wanted a spare in case he had a split.

What will you do with a million watermelons?

I don't want the watermelons, I just want the money."

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What's the difference between Isaac Newton and the dead baby in my microwave?

Isaac Newton died a virgin

Why do virgins never stand still?

They are used to being chaste.

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What do you call a man who marries an old ugly and poor woman?

A: Desperate!

Who is your favorite X-Man?

Mine is Bruce Jenner

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What type of fruit is not allowed to get married?

Cantaloupe...

Why did Josh Gordon marry Mary Jane?

So he'd only get a 2 game suspension for abusing her.

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What's a Cuban's favorite song?

Row row row your boat Over to Key West Scarily scarily scarily scarily Avoid the INS

Why did the vegan avoid the confrontation?

He didn't want any beef.

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Why should we hire you?

Me: Well, if you hire me, I will make all of your other employees look FANTASTIC by comparison.

Why does duck taste better than turkey?

Because turkey is just poultry in comparison.