Why do Soviets use lowercase letters?

Because they don't understand CAPitalism

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Why don't hypochondriacs... Why don't hypochondriacs use lighters?

They're afraid of catching fire!

What do you call using Tinder while you are in the bathroom?

A swipe and wipe.

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What would be your main strength?

Well, I can communicate with animals... "Wow, impressive. Any weaknesses " They can't understand me.

What has 2 legs but doesn't use them?

A man named Bob running down a train track (only Asians will understand)

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What does it take to make Mother Russia pregnant?

A soviet seamen

Why did the Russians use peanuts for torture in the Cold War?

Because in Soviet Russia, Nut Cracks You!

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What's the loudest economic system?

CAPITALISM

What do you call it if a white person robs you?

Capitalism

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Why do Soviets use lowercase letters?

Because they don't understand CAPitalism

Why does Bernie Sanders write in lowercase letters?

Because he hates capitalism.