Why do tennis players never get married?

Because Love means nothing to them.

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Why was everyone saying such kind, loving words to the man?

The man was a corpse being buried forever.

Whatever happened to the bedbugs who fell in love?

A: They got married in the spring.

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What do you call two fruits that can't get married?

Cantaloupes

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Whats up?

Me:Onion prices. S:You know what I mean,like What's crackin' M:Nutshells. S:Really Fine.What's poppin M:Corn. *Blocked*

What I say: "Does anyone need anything from the store?

What I mean: "I'm off to smoke a bowl in my car so I can deal with all of you."

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Why do tennis players never get married?

Because Love means nothing to them.

Why should you never date a tennis player?

Because love means nothing to them.