Why do they use liquid soap in the Navy?

It takes longer to pick up

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What do snakes use to build clocks?

Metal Gears

Why did the hipster salmon not get to breed?

He didnt use the main stream

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Why did Cruz pick Carly Fiorina as his running mate?

To lay off his campaign staff.

What is bruce banners favourite kind of potato?

HULK'S MASH! no idea where she picked it up from, but it made me chuckle

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How does the Navy separate the men from the boys?

With a crowbar

How do you know if someone was in the navy?

Oh don't worry, they'll tell you.

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Why did the prisoners switch to liquid soap in the shower?

Because it's harder to pick up.

What is the best thing about liquid soap?

It takes longer to pick up.