Why do women forget if you call them beautiful 100 times but remember if you call them ugly once?

Elephants have good memory

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Woman Jokes More Woman Jokes

What do the woman from southern California and the clouds over the Pacific coast have in commen?

They're both Marine layers

What do you call a women that catches fish?

Annette

Elephant Jokes More Elephant Jokes

What's yellow on the outside and grey on the inside ?

An elephant disguised as a banana !

What do you get when you cross worms with elephants?

Big holes in your garden

Remember Jokes More Remember Jokes

Why did the train go left?

Cause it couldn't get on the right track. I made that joke when I was little and remembered it today, might as well post it.

What does Imperator Furiosa like to click when she logs into a website?

REMEMBER ME!!!!!!!!!!

Forget Jokes More Forget Jokes

What do you get when you drop a piano in a coal mine?

A flat minor. Night... Don't forget to tip your waitress

What happened when Jesus forgot to look both ways?

He died on the cross!

100 Jokes More 100 Jokes

What's the difference between modern pop and Christmas music?

One is 6 people singing 100 songs, the other is 100 people singing 6 songs.

How many actors does it take to screw in a light bulb?

A: 100: One to do it and ninety-nine to say "I could've done that."