Why doesn't men use make-up or perfume?

Because we're beautiful and smell good!

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Why do spies never use capitalization?

They like to stay low-key.

What language do bill boards use?

Sign language.

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What do you mean you're not going to spank me?

I mouthed off and everything. What kind of man are you

Why did the man that drank 10 cups of poisoned Lipton not die?

He drank so much poison it built his immuni-tea.

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Why do girls wear make-up and perfume?

Because they're ugly and they smell bad.

What is green and smells like red paint?

Green paint. Haha

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What happened when the monster stole a bottle of perfume?

He was convicted of fragrancy.

How do you feel about perfumes being designed by computers?

Because I think it makes perfect scents.