Because they are ugly and they stink.
Paperback
chloroform
Because we're beautiful and smell good!
Because I think it makes perfect scents.
He was convicted of fragrancy.
It smells good. I want to buy one for my wife." Lady: "Please don't. Some idiot will have an excuse to talk to her."
Because they're ugly and smell bad...
Poison by Christian Dior !
Because its only worth one scent!
A: A hog doesn't have to sit in a bar and buy drinks all night just so he can f*** some pig.
To screw in the lightbulb.
When it goes down on you as soon as you turn it on.
too weak.
I knead you!"
Because she uses the other one to sing.
Because they chew balls.
Find out in the next episode of Dragon! Ball! Z!
The people in Dubai don't watch the Flintstones but the people in Abu Dhabidoooo!
A Catholic will say hello to you in a liquor store.
When they start to like spankings
Girl: My Aunt Boy: No it's an elephant. Girl: You obviously haven't met my Aunt
Because he plays with Pooh.
Because he/she who smelt it, dealt it.
Defeeted
Because he thought people were taking him for granite.