Why don't Chinese people roll 12lb balls down wooden lanes to knock over pins?

Because to them it's boring.

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Knock Jokes More Knock Jokes

Why isn't there any knock knock jokes about the United States?

Because freedom doesn't knock. It rings.

Why did the chicken cross the road?

To get to your house... Knock, knock. Who's there? The chicken.

Roll Jokes More Roll Jokes

What do you call a woman rolling around on a beach?

Sandy

Why can't Elvis Presley roll backwards with his car?

Because he is dead

Chinese Jokes More Chinese Jokes

What do you call a Chinese man with a bad sense of direction?

Wong Wei

Where do the Chinese study?

In the Pupils republic of China

12 Jokes More 12 Jokes

Who plays those kind of jokes anymore?

You're scaring my wife. She's only 12, jeez.

Why are firetrucks red?

You see, firetrucks have 4 wheels, can carry 8 men and 4+ 8 = 12. There are 12 inches in a ruler and Queen Elizabeth was a ruler. There was once a ship named Elizabeth that sailed the seas. Fish live in the seas and fish have fins. People from Finland are called Fins. Finland and Russia had a war a long time ago. Russia has red on its flag and that's why they're red. Cause they're always russian around.

Chinese People Jokes More Chinese People Jokes

Why is it so difficult to call Chinese people?

There's so many wings it's easy to wing the wong number.

How many Chinese people does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

One, while the rest were kung fu fighting

Pin Jokes More Pin Jokes

What to do when a blonde throws a grenade at you... What do you do when a blonde throws a grenade at you?

Pull the pin and throw it back.

Why did the punk cross the road?

He was safety-pinned to the chicken.