Why don't elephants like playing cards in the jungle ?

Because of all the cheetahs !

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What do you call an eagle who can play the piano?

Talonted!

Why did the lion lose at poker?

He was playing with a cheetah.

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What do you get if you cross an elephant and a kangaroo ?

Big holes all over Australia !

Why do elephants have big flat feet?

To stamp out flaming ducks.

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Why cant you play cards on a rowboat?

Because you're sitting on the deck...

Which big cat should you never play cards with ?

A cheetah !

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Why was the poker game at the zoo cancelled?

Some believed that there was a cheetah among them.

Why are giraffes so tall?

Because cheetahs are faster.

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What is the dumbest animal in the jungle?

A polar bear

Why do elephants paint their testicles red?

So they can hide in cherry trees. Ever seen an elephant in a cherry tree? Shows you it works then. What's the loudest noise in the jungle? Monkeys picking cherries.