Why hasn't any lawyer ever been bitten by a shark?

Professional courtesy.

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What do you get if you cross a shark with a snowman?

An empty playground

Why don't sharks bite lawyers?

Professional Courtesy.

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What did the dog do when the panhandler put the bite on him?

Bit him naturally.

What do you get when a vampire bites a goblin?

A Hemogoblin

Lawyer Jokes More Lawyer Jokes

What did the lawyer say after the short trial?

That was a brief case.

What's the difference between a lawyer and an angry rooster?

The rooster clucks defiance.

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Why hasn't any lawyer ever been bitten by a shark?

Professional courtesy.

Why won't alligators attack lawyers?

Professional courtesy