Why is Bill infuriated with Chelsea's new private school?

A: They broke family tradition by making her wear a uniform.

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How'd Florida man break his leg raking leaves?

He fell off the palm tree

Why did Jim Morrison cross the road?

To break on through to the other side.

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Why did Bill go out to sea on an aircraft carrier?

A: To promote off-shore drilling.

How do you order a bill in Australian restaurant?

Cheque, mate! --- Maybe not the funniest buy posting because: My. My own. My precious...

Wear Jokes More Wear Jokes

What pair of shoes could the ginger only wear?

The pair with no sole.

What are the pros and cons of wearing two watches?

On one hand, you have a watch... But on the other hand, you have a watch.

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Why is Bill infuriated with Chelsea's new private school?

A: They broke family tradition by making her wear a uniform.

Why does Chelsea look so stupid and ugly?

A: Heredity.

Uniform Jokes More Uniform Jokes

Where did the team get there uniforms?

New Jersey

What does it take for a soldier in uniform to pick up a girl?

a smile and wave!