How'd Florida man break his leg raking leaves?

He fell off the palm tree

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Leg Jokes More Leg Jokes

What do you call a man with no arms or legs in water?

Bob

What do you call a girl with no legs?

Disabled.

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How do you break up an Al-Quaeda bingo game?

Yell "B-52!"

Why did the melon break up with her melon boyfriend?

He told her he *can't elope*.

Leave Jokes More Leave Jokes

How do you surprise Helen Keller?

Leave the plunger in the toilet

Why can't Edward leave Russia?

He's Snowden.

Fall Jokes More Fall Jokes

What do you call a minion that falls on a grill?

Filet mignon

Why doesn't Jesus like M&ampM's?

Because they fall through his hands.

Florida Jokes More Florida Jokes

What do a Florida hurricane, a Kansas tornado, and an Arkansas divorce have in common?

Some poor sap's gonna lose a trailer.

How Can You Tell It's Fall In Florida?

When the color of the license plates start to change.

Palm Tree Jokes More Palm Tree Jokes

What kind of tree fits in your hand?

A palm tree!

Why is it dangerous to go into the jungle between two and four in the afternoon?

That's when dinosaurs are jumping out of palm trees.

Rake Jokes More Rake Jokes

What do you call a charming tool?

A rake

How'd Florida man break his leg raking leaves?

He fell off the palm tree