Why Mark?

I never take drugs. - I say stay away!! Or the drugs will fall from the table!!

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Drug Jokes More Drug Jokes

Why don't you buy drugs from an Emo?

Their stuff is always cut.

What drug does the lord use to get work done?

God speed.

Fall Jokes More Fall Jokes

Why did Timmy fall off the swing?

Me: why Him: Timmy has no arms. Knock knock. Me: Who's there Him: Not Timmy.

Whatever happened to silk underwear?

A: Fell through the cracks.

Stay Jokes More Stay Jokes

What do you call a ghost that stays out all night?

Afresh air freak.

How do you know when you're staying in a hillbilly hotel?

When you call the front desk and say, "I gotta leak in my sink," and the clerk replies, "okay, Go ahead."

Table Jokes More Table Jokes

What's wrong with these eggs I ordered?

Waiter: Don't ask me. I only laid the table.

Whats your biggest weakness?

I'm bad at taking compliments" "Actually that's quite endearing" *Leaps across table, punches him in throat*

Mark Jokes More Mark Jokes

How do Religious Education teachers mark exams?

With spirit levels.

What did the pirate say as he was sailing through Jamaica?

X marks the pot, matey."