Why don't you buy drugs from an Emo?

Their stuff is always cut.

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How do hipsters buy their drugs?

by the instagram.

What is a drug?

A drug is a substance which when injected into a guinea pig produces a scientific paper.

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Why is a sofa like a roast chicken ?

Because they're both full of stuffing !

Whatcha thinkin' about?

Taxidermist: Stuff.

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How can you tell if you bought lube from Tumblr?

Because it Lubri-Can't Even!

How do meth users get the money to buy their drugs?

The toothfairy.

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What did the boy say after the tailor made fun of him for not wearing pants?

Hey, why don't you cut me some slacks?

What the best way to cut down a tree?

A Suhhh Dude

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Why did the emo swallow an alarm clock?

So he could wake up inside.

How do you cut a Emo sandwich?

Trick question, it cuts itself.