Why should you always take at least two Baptists with you when you go fishing?

Because if you take only one he will drink all your beer.

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Drink Jokes More Drink Jokes

What's that awful thing called... M: ... J: You wake up with it after you drink?

M: Linda.

How many Irishmen does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

17, 1 to hold the lightbulb, 1 to hold the ladder and the other 15 to drink whiskey until the roof spins

Fish Jokes More Fish Jokes

What kind of fish can you find in a hospital?

A sturgeon.

What do you call a fish in orbit?

Trouterspace.

Beer Jokes More Beer Jokes

How do you change root beer in to a beer?

Put it in a square cup

What is the difference between wealth and poverty?

And the dad says: 'Wealth is caviar, champagne and women. Poverty is hot pocket, beer and your mother!'

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Why should you always take at least two Baptists fishing?

Because if you take one, he'll drink all your beer

What's the difference between Baptists and Methodists?

Methodists will make eye contact at the liquor store.