Why should you not tell jokes to sand paper?

It's a rough crowd ...Ba da bum chssh

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What did the sea say to the sand?

Nothing, it simply waved.

What do you have when you have a mother in law buried up to her neck in sand?

not enough sand.

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Why is there a strange baby in the crib?

Daughter: You told me to change the baby.

How can you tell if a black women is pregnant?

Put a tampon in her, take it out and see if the cottons picked off.

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How does R.Kelly end a joke?

Ba dum

Where's the best place to look for a joke?

The mirror

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Why cant Mexicans smoke joints?

They aint ever got any papers

What do you call a cardboard belt?

A waist of paper.

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What does a french sheep say?

Ca ba?

What's Masta P's favorite fruit?

Ba-na-na-na!